Unobtainium

nounShop talkMachine Shop

Shop joke for a part or material that is impossible or absurdly expensive to get.

A mock element for anything that cannot be sourced: an obsolete machine part, a material with an impossible lead time, or an ideal alloy that would solve every design problem. Old machines are full of unobtainium parts, which is why shops keep the ability to make them from scratch.

Heard on the job

That gear for the old shaper is pure unobtainium, we'll have to cut one ourselves from the broken one.

Also heard as

  • unobtanium